I’ve always said I was put on this earth to do two things: 1-to be a mom and 2-to be a radio personality.
According to most who know me, I did turn out to be very nurturing and happy and motherly. So, you would think that human babies would like me…right?
WRONG! Look at the picture below. This really happens. Every. Single. Time.
Basically, I have major anxiety and when human babies are zapped with my laser beams of high alert…they start to vociferate.
Animals LURV It Though
I don’t know why, but it’s the complete opposite with animals. When they pick up on my shivers of uncertainty…they’re ready to be friends and have a party.
While at Mix 96.5’s Pet-A-Palooza…my panic feels were at an all time high. So, to keep from being sucked into the Vortex of Panic, the humans moved far away from my paradoxical effects.
The dogs? They WANTED to be in the presence of my distractions of torment.
Like Yogi for example….
This was the moment our eyes met.
We had BFF chemistry without a doubt. I talked to him about my crazy weekend and he gave me hair tips. Then, after our dramatic goodbyes…we parted ways.
Then Comes Along Cash
Lonely and missing Yogi…I ran into my buddy, Cash. This was taken right after he denied me a drink of his water.
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